Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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