what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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