I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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