yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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