: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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