In the future we'll all be gay
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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