I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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