we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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