I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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