I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I deserve to be covered in dicks
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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