yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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