yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Shame is for Republicans.
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