Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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