Dual....:-)
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Randomize
