Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
