When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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