Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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