Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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