I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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