ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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