he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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