Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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