is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
soo... how was my night?
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