and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
