have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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