Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
dude. I can hear the air.
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