...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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