I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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