i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it was like eating out sand paper
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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