K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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