Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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