we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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