like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Ladies don't puke and tell
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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