How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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