I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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