I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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