SEEEEXXX PLEASE
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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