What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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