I feel like I'm in dance class right now
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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