woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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