The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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