Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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