I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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