when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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