i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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