No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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