wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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