Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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