Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
too bad you live with your parents still
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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