He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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