There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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