Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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