oh god the rape fog is back!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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