id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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