girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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