I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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