no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I understand Curling. That high.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Sorry about my life...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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