just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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