Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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