is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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