Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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